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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MYYYYYYYYY MOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEY
There’s a few weird things I’ve heard in trains, but today’s one made me want to cry.
“I’ve never watched Star Wars.”
And I’m all like this:
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the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
I think I just did - Mcgonagall
We’re cancelling the apocalypse.
Pacific Rim (2013)
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1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
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ouch my heart
NEITHER OF THEM HAVE A MOTHER I FINALLY GET IT NOW IM SO STUPID
AH………….
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